DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
I think we’d better get the hell out of Dodge, first.
This all sounds right.
Yes. No one marries. This. So this.
Close to my head canon, but in mine Luna marries Hermione, after Mione returns from going to a Muggle university. Then she, Luna, and Harry’s fortune creates the first Wizarding University.
Building off of Lexi’s Headcanon. [Hope I do not offend]
Luna/Hermione have a daughter because Magic.
What a total shithead
My jaw just dropped at how insanely stupid his argument was ugh
The closest to adult humor you’ll ever see in pokémon.
Oh they’ve done much worse than this.
DM: There are bones on the floor of this room, scattered around, even some still forming skeletons. What do you do?
Wizard: I pick up one of the skulls.
DM: The skeletons animate!
Wizard: I turn the skull to my face and use it like a puppet. “UH OH.”
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
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What it means to be a Nord
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it